Wednesday, December 21, 2005

What Type of Killer Are You?

You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your
job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and
have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people. Though many
think that you are evil, you are not. What you
really are is a person, trying to forget your
pain and past. You are the person who never
seems to care and that is why being an assassin
fits you good. Atleast, that's what people
think. Even if you don't care that much for
your victims, you still have the ability to
care and to generally feel. It is not lost,
just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to
not get to noticed, and dress in black or other
discrete colours. You don't being in the
spotlight and wish people would just leave you
alone. But once you do get close to someone you
have a hard time letting go and get real down
if you loose him/her.

Main weapon: Sniper
Quote: "The walls we build around
us to keep out the sadness also keep out the
joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes

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Monday, December 19, 2005

Man Rules

I found these rules on a blog while surfing the blogshere, I was just hitting "next blog" button when I landed on it. I honestly don't remember the name of the blog, but if I'm admitting that I didn't write it or even receive it by mail.
It made me laugh so hard that I had to share it with everyone, so enjoy...

1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:
- When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
- The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
- After wrecking your boss' car.
- One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
- When she is using her teeth.
2.) Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4.) If you've known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
5.) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6.) No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend's birthday is strictly optional.
7.) On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8.) When stumbling upon other men watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9.) It is permissible to drink a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
10.) Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another Man in the nuts.
11.) Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
12.) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
13.) If a Man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
14.) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
15.) A Man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
16.) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean.
17.) If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
18.) Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
19.) Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:
- Yeah, Baby, Push it!
- C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
- Another set and we can hit the showers!
20.) Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
21.) Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
22.) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
23.) There is no reason for guys to watch Men's Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
24.) When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
25.) You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call 'BULLSHIT!'.
Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.
26.) The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.
27.) Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
28.) Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.
29.) The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
30.) A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
31.) When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.
32.) If a buddy is out-numbered, out-Manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin.", then you may sit back and enjoy.
33.) If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
34.) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
35.) When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.
36.) Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "FUCK OFF!" You are absolved of your of responsibility.
37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.

Argument with these rules instantly revokes your identity as a man. You’re no longer a man and you’re out of the man club.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Multiple pollution

I went out to the balcony to breathe. I wanted to clear my head from what happened today. But outside there was no air, everything was still. No sign of December yet.
I need oxygen to chase our conversation from my head and concentrate on what I'm supposed to be studying… global stiffness matrix, grids, temperature effect… I'm almost done but your words are blocking information from entering.

"Take care of yourself" that's what you said before we hung up "Don't worry I won't kill myself" I said trying to add humor; I'm too much of a coward to kill myself.

Why do remind me of what I thought I forgot. Of my mistakes, of my thought that I now regret… No, no regrets, they don't work, no regrets now they only hurt….
Why do you insist on checking all my closets for the hidden skeletons?

"I want to know about Eve exactly what Eve knows about herself". So you said. But what do I know about Eve. I started discovering her, me lately.
Is she weak or strong?
Is she smart or stupid?
Is she impulsive or wise?
Is she good or evil?
Is "what you see is what you get" or is there layers and masks and a multiple personality complex hidden underneath her "angelic" looks?
Is she…. Whom you love?
After you know what's going on in her head will you discover you made a mistake?
Will you leave her? Break her heart?

Stop surrounding me with questions, doubts, inquiries. The past for me is done, discussing it won't change it, and on the contrary it will bring more heartache, more problems… Problems, I still have 8 problems to solve, effective load vector, the joint equation of equilibrium… big words that means "Do the same thing you usually do, we're just showing off our English".

Don't you understand? You're the only breath of pure oxygen in my multiple polluted life.
Don't suffocate me, don't kill me, don't deprive me from you.

With all these thought racing I watched our elderly neighbor leaving the building to the mosque. He's in his 80s, ha can barely walk. But I see him doing the same trip 5 times a day, rarely missing it. Beside his strong faith in God, I believe that it's his faith in life and in him. It's his way to show the world that he's still alive.
"Yes I might be old, but I'm not dead. I leave my house and take a the same trip daily, I might spend twice, 3 ,4 or 5 times more than another man with a healthy leg, but I still do it"

I was so inspired by Uncle A., so I will prove to myself that I'm still alive. I will purify my life from what's polluting it. But I need you by my side, like I said you're the only breath of fresh air and with your help it will dominate my life.

Love you…